An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreign exchange to exchange some Rupees.

He handed to the cashier 100,000 Rps and after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 witha typical "service" smile and "Have a nice day!"

The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with another wad of Rupees. He handed the same cashier 100,000 Rps and put his handout for his $50.45, instead he received $48.78.

He asked, "Ooh! vy less?"

Whereupon the cashier replied, "Fluctuations!"

He screamed back "FLUCK YOU AMERICANS, TOO! I'm going back to Delhi!"